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Journal entry- Day off

No work today!!!!!!! Whooooooooooooooh!!! I love days like this, I've eaten 10 candy flips, and have been at the park all day playing Frisbee, and all sorts of fun stuff. I slept with three different girls today, and there was a free barbeque all day long at the park. After I left the park, I went out to the club, and danced till the sun came up. This is the life!! no more time to be plugged into this journal i gotta go chill!!

Journal entry- criminal

Today I awoke to the sound of nails on a chalkboard, at 5 A.M. to begin work at the candy flip factory. I got to work, and was put on the conveyor belt, next to the smelliest man I had ever seen. It seemed as if he had slept in feses and vomit for weeks, and forgot how to brush his teeth. I can’t believe I have been condemned to this horrible place for arguing with that stupid banker. I worked from 5-2 without a break, no bathroom, no food, no cigarette nothing. I got a 5 minute break at 2, and decided that going to the bathroom was most important so I couldn’t eat or have a cig. I went back to work until midnight when I was released to go home. I got back around 1230, and nearly couldn’t stay awake to make some toast. I don’t know how long I can go on living like this.

Journal entry work day

This morning I awoke like any other day to birds chirping, and wind blowing, I slept in, and did not set any type of alarm. I love work days because they are so relaxed. Once I was ready, to leave the house it was 11 A.M, and I began to make my way to work right after I took my candy flips, the colors, and smells of the day were bursting as I walked down the road to the professional chilling facility. This is where I work. I am paid to chill as hard as possible, and have experiments done to see how chilling affects the body, so when I get to work after I had already taken my normal dose of two grams, at work I was given another 3, so by mid afternoon I was feeling great. I left work around 6 P.M. and went to the bar. Not just any bar, to the SWEET, which is the bar that the waitresses, and bartenders, are naked, and serve free drinks, and candy flips. I left the bar around 2 A.M. and headed home, when I got back I plugged in to my digital journal, and here I am now.

Daily Itinerary

Wake up, and take your candy flips. After the drug sets in head out of your home and find someone to spend the day with, preferably of the opposite sex, so pleasure is near to you all day. The main focus of anyone's day should be attaining pleasure, and happiness, while chilling as hard as possible.

Governing Body

In the fine state of D.W.Y.W.T.W.Y.N we the people govern ourselves. The moral framework, is instilled in our children before birth, therfore there is no reason for law enforcement, or a governing body, yet we do have one for certain circumstances. Also our candy flips will ensure ultimate happiness, and will keep any individual from straying far from the norms of society. If however there are certain citizens who cannot follow the laws of society there is a court where offenders are tried for their offenses, and are given hours to work in the candy flip factory, which is the worst workplace in the society. The conditions in the factory are without water, food or sleep for the period of time you are assigned. The great judge and leader of our society is the noble Jon Ellis who has all the wisdom in the world, and has a fat crown.

Pleasure is the route to all happiness!!

Rules and Regulations

1) Never say you have enough
2) Never pass up an offer
3) Never kill an octopus
4) No stealing
5) Ask permission, or be offered
6) Never pass up an opportunity for pleasure
7) No verbal arguments
8) No physical fighting
9) Never go a day without your happy pills
10) Never say never, because anything is possible

Expectations

If you have eight hands grab eight things.

Declaration of Dependence

We hold these truths true that every person must work with the entirety of the population for the common goal of attaining as much pleasure and many assets as possible. We must not work alone, but together to ensure that we attain maximum gain until the end of our existence.